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10 ways you know you’re in a Millennial relationship

Millenial couple

Ah the Millennials… that generation of Tweeting, Keeking, Vining, Yelping, Instagramming, and Liking instant gratification lovers, whose attention span is shorter than Peter Dinklage. Not like I even knew I was a Millennial until like… a year ago, because I am apparently behind the times on terminology. But yeah. Apparently, Gen Y, aka Millennial, is a thing. And I are one of them. And sometimes, like all good things, Millennials come in pairs. I happen to be part of a Millennial couple. And here is how you’ll know if you are too.

1. Your boyfriend’s idea of a romantic gift is a an external battery for your phone.

My boyfriend is what I like to call an “enabler” for my “addiction.” Seriously though, he got me the Enerpak Tube External Battery as a gift. And… yeah. Actually a good gift. Thanks babe.

2. Your favorite night time activity is cuddling up in bed and watching YouTube videos.

We do this pretty much every night. Our faves are Pewdie Pie, Equals Three, LAHWF and Jenna Marble‘s videos. Here are some of ours favorites.

3. You go for walks in the park just so you can snag portals on Ingress, couples style.

Nothing says “I love my significant other” and “I love nature” like walking side by side without looking at each other through a beautiful park while staring at your phone. But… once you sign up for the addiction that is Ingress, a GPS based portal hacking game, you will soon totally understand. Besides, trees are stupid, just Google what one looks like and you’re set.

4. No excursion is complete without a Foursquare check in or an Instagram photo souvenir.

Okay yes, sometimes, while I am supposed to be enjoying a meal with my boyfriend, or getting on a roller coaster on our vacation to Disney World, or kissing the Blarney Stone, or something, perhaps instead I’m checking in on Foursquare. Last I checked it was NOT a crime, people. Well maybe sometimes it enables crime. But at least I take plenty of amazing pictures during the experience with Instagram. I just want to document our every romantic moment on every social network that ever existed.

5. Your love is so deep you even want matching phones.

We want Samsung Galaxy S4′s. Him for the… bitty lil microbits and cool controlly mabobbers… and me for the 13MP camera. What?

6. Your relationship started with a Facebook message, and you tweet flirt. Way too much.

Once he added me on the Facebooks, I just knew. 3 years ago we started chatting about bad web design and LARPing… and yeah, maybe my boo and I decided to share a coffee over a Facebook message. And yeah, sometimes we tweet flirt. What??

7. Your significant other seriously considered investing in BitCoins

For all you non-savvy Internet people, BitCoins are like e-money… digital currency… like something out of an episode of Firefly or Battlestar Galactica. And yes, my boyfriend totally wants to jump on the Bitcoin bandwagon. Who can blame him, though, the share value on these things are sky rocketing! Maybe I should get some space moneys after all…

8. You may have dropped hints to your boyfriend about one of your Pinterest boards, specifically designed with pins of things you would like as gifts.

No offense to boys… but sometimes they just don’t know what to get you for a gift! Not saying all women are perfect gift givers, but we kind of are… my mom is a perfect example of this. But yeah, perhaps I have designed a Pinterest board specifically meant to clobber my amazingly loving boyfriend over the head with some simple ideas for birthday gifts. What???

9. Your boy is constantly finding adorable nuggets of domestic knowledge on LifeHacker.

Every day, Mark, has something interesting and potentially useful to tell me. Boyfriend is always finding glorious tips and tricks on Lifehacker. Like this Incredibly Simple Way to Escape from Wrist-Binding Zip Ties or How to Start a Fire with Doritos. You just never know, people.

10. You back-up all your important photos, tax documents, and data on a shared cloud.

What the heck could be more romantic than sharing a cloud? Take me to Care-a-lot, baby, because NOTHING says love like romantic cloud back ups. Most of our memorabilia is digital. It isn’t like it was when I was a kid, when we’d take our disposable 35mm camera on vacation, take the photos to the One Hour Photo (not that creepy one with Robin Williams) and get a set of sticky physical photographs as a memory. Nope. All our important photos of digital, and we sometimes back them, and other important documents and files, up onto a cute cloud like DropBox. Romantic, n’est pas?

I guess #11 should be… you write a big stupid blog post about your relationship. Okay I’m done.

 

Obsessions: Quay & and Spirit Hoods

I love the unique shape and bug-eye quality of this fun and funky eyeware. I love how the blue set looks like a line drawing! How very geek chic! Based in Australia, all their shades have a fun, geometric 80′s feel and come in the best colors! Plus, fashionistas Gwen Stefani and Lady Gaga rock them. Check out the collection at Quay Eyeware of Australia


I’ve loved Spirit Hoods for so long now that I hate to think I could have been saving up money this whole time to buy one! They’re fun, fuzzy, whimsical and best of all, a portion of proceeds benefit endangered species. Now that’s a trend I can get wild for. If I do ever manage to get one, I don’t think I’ll be able to stop keep from howling at the moon. Check out all the Spirit Hoods here!

 

Love bows, am obsessed, potentially seeking help.

It started innocently enough. At Camp Crystal Lake with Counselor Freddy… He wanted to play a little game. A Game of Bows.

One little bow won’t hurt I thought… it’s just one. It’s just small. But the bow took on a life of its own.

They began to theme themselves with holidays, like St. Paddy’s Day, and color coordinate with my make-up. It was beginning to become a nightmare.

Suddenly, one bow wasn’t enough. I needed more, MORE. The bows began to multiply on my head. One became two, two became four.

The bows began a horrifying transformation… from bows to bunny ears, to mouse ears, to flowers…

It became an obsession. Night and day, day and night, browsing Etsy, looking for… bows. An unmatched and maddening desire for this bow, and this bow, and that bow and that! Someone, please. Save me from – The Bow-ening!

 

Reasons why I love Captain America


Me and the Captain at NYCC 2012. I’m a Princess Pink Dalek from Doctor Who, and he’s. Well. The Captain.

The question of, “Who is your favorite superhero?” is one we pose to our friends time and time again. But what does the answer say about us as people? Is it true that, if you love Batman, you’re mysterious and born from tragedy. Or if you love Superman, you’re a traditionalist. Perhaps if you love Wolverine, you’re a rugged loner. Let’s explore this idea, shall we? My favorite superhero is Captain America. Why do I love him? And what does that say about me?

Kawaii Captain America

via Keeroo

He’s got a bit of Ugly Duckling Syndrome.
Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, is continuously rejected by Army enlisters, when attempting to sign up for the War Effort, due to his scrawny stature and frail body. He’s picked on for the way he looks and totally self conscious about his size and shape. Despite his continual rejection, he signs up and successfully joins up on one condition. He becomes the guinea pig in Operation: Rebirth, the Super-Solider project. He gets pumped full of an experimental serum and exposed to low levels of radiation, gives him a super human body, stronger, faster, and 100x better than before. And yeah, he looks a LOT different than he once did. But he’s still that frail guy in his mind, and retains that adorable modesty and genuineness about him.

He’s a gentleman, and an old-fashioned nice guy.
Time and time again, we see the good old boy in Steve Rogers, reflecting those old school values… a God-fearing, nice guy, and a gentlemen. The type of guy who’d ask your dad before asking you on a date. The type of guy who’d hold a door, pull out your chair for you to sit in it, and give you his coat if you were cold. Something is oddly charming about his old fashioned ways… go figure. He’s a classic gem.

Captain America Retro Tin Bank

He won’t back down from his morals and what he believes is right. He might be a man out of time, but he’s a true blue superhero, in his unabashed approach to righteousness, morality and justice. He became a superhero for the right reasons, to protect his friends and loved ones. And if he finds himself to be in the wrong on an issue, he’ll be the first to change sides. He’s not bullheaded, he just believes in doing the right thing, no matter what. And while I’m not pro War, but I can see this sense of moral justice transposing into other areas I do support. Here’s a good read on the timelessness of his morality.

Cap and the USA Girls

I love his iconography.
His branding and iconography are so great… and easily transposed into any number of interpretive mediums. I am not normally a fan of the red white and blue, but his icon just works so well for so many things.

Captain America Hoodie

Captain America cake

Captain America sneakers

So what does this say about me as a person? Maybe deep down, despite my so-called stereotypical liberal tendencies, I’m just an old-fashioned kind of girl. Or maybe not ;3 Who can say. Til next time, kids, every bond you buy is the bullet in the barrel of your best guy’s gun.

 

5 on Friday #3: Tamara Carrion


Tamara with a composer from Silent Hill!Okay one of these days I seriously HAVE to meet this girl. Her name is Tamara Carrion and I swear she’s some kind of geeky soulmate of mine.. she’s 29 going on 13, and collects stuffed animals just like me! She runs 2 fantastic geek blogs, That Girl’s Site, and The Mii Verse. She has an incredible Twitter follower count (not jealous!) She’s a professional video game tester… she gets to PLAY and make a LIVING from it! Lucky girl!

We first met when I checked the “Sold orders” of my Etsy store and discovered that someone from Rockstar Games had bought my Pacman stationery and Ninja Turtles stationery. While I was staring through the rose colored glasses of imagining everyone at Rockstar Games high-fiving each other and talking about how cute my notecards were, I snapped out of it and decided I should stalk the buyer, because… logic? So, that’s how I found Tamara.

1. Who do you cast to play you in the movie about your life?

Some people think their lives are cool or interesting enough to be made into a movie; I am not really one of those people. I’m not sure how many people would sit through a tale of a girl who watches 270 hours of Netflix a month. I’m a side character that comes in for comic relief and witty retorts. I’d love to be played by Ellen Page though; I think she can deliver a comeback like few can.

2. If you were a food, what would you be?

I’m walking, talking food as I am right now to lions and bears. Oh my. I would like to be a heart shaped cookie with the words “I’m not really sorry” written in frosting on my cookie face.

3. If you were a superhero, what would your name be and what would your power be?

I think about this often, and I’ve always wanted the name Kitty Fantastico since hearing it in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. As my power, I want the ability to magically always have exact change when reaching into my pocket. I would be able to buy anything I needed, without ever having to burden a person with math. No one would go hungry when around me, or have to figure out the cost of tax on top of the price.

4. Apocalypse. You have to pick someone to help you repopulate the Earth. Who do you choose?

Can I pick Batman? I feel as if he would be the best person to train me to protect myself and bat litter of children. Plus all of the leather outfits he has would keep me warm right? Or Joseph Gordon-Levitt, because of reasons I am sure most of us share.

5. You suddenly turn into a cartoon character! Who are you?

Super Milk Chan, so the president of everything can call me to protect the world with my pop culture references, foul mouth, short temper, and by often saying, “You dumbass.” I should have thought about this when coming up with the super hero power I would love to have, but I’d still like to always have the exact change. Fun note: One of my 2 cats is named Super Milk Chan, the other is named Naruto. I also have a dog named Pixel.


Omg… Super Milk Chan… thank you Tamara, my life is now made. ^___^

 
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