Oh you're a vegetarian? You must be so much better than me I never intended for my blog to be a srs bsns soap box. And in my past, I’ve spent a lot of facebook time and actual face time debating on behalf of the veg, green, and environmentalist lifestyle. I’ve strayed away from it for a long time because for the most part, people don’t want to hear it. If they did, they could go out and do the research on their own. But today, my blog becomes my little box of soap! I hope you enjoy and I look forward to the comments (trolls) I hope this post brings.

Labels schmabels

I totally own those sneakers

Sometimes I feel like we’re mindless slaves to labels. No offense to sXe kids. So – I’m a vegetarian. I’m sorry, no, let me rephrase that. I choose not to eat meat and avoid dairy products and animal made products because I’m aware. I wouldn’t say I “never” eat eggs or ice cream because, hey, sometimes I do. But I am aware. I care about what impact my actions have on myself, my fellow living creatures, and my planet.

I don’t like labels. The label of being a true vegetarian or vegan has always been packaged with a lot of mindless responsibility that doesn’t speak to its true meaning. “I’m a vegan.” “Well do you eat eggs?” “No” “Why not?” “Because… I’m a vegan.” It’s not about being labeled a vegan, or straight edge, or green, or a hippie, or whatever. It’s about making conscious informed choices not because of your label but because of what it represents.
To sum up: The label isn’t what it’s all about. It’s about what you do and why you do it.

Meat tastes awesome.

Hey! I taste alright! There is no denying it. I totally get it. But, for myself, the taste of something is affected not only by how my brain perceives it, but what I associate it with. I’m sure fried pugs would taste delicious, but I wouldn’t want to eat them. Why? Because they are adorbz and I heart their dumb little faces and weird little eyes. Doggies are our frenz and we don’t eat our frenz!

“But cows, and pigs, they’re dumb, they aren’t my frenz.” Breaking news: pigs are smarter than a lot of breeds of dogs. I know for sure they’re smarter than my dumb dog. No offense, @Couscousdog. Pigs can solve puzzles, learn to sit, and be affectionate pets. Cows are known to form lifelong bonds with other cows. They’re thinking, feeling, breathing, aware animals. Why kill them and eat them, if they’re feeling, breathing creatures who are sweet and smart, just like pets or people?
To sum up: Don’t just eat something because you like the way it tastes.

Let’s feel feelings, dudes!

Ellen DeGeneres, a vegan, pointed out that she doesn’t eat meat because she believes in an energy exchange. That animal went through a lot of pain and suffering, and then it died. To consume all that nastiness has to have an impact on our bodies in some way. Maybe this isn’t a scientific fact backing a vegetarian lifestyle, but think about it. Can you comfortably eat a cheeseburger imagining the whole story behind it?

I’d argue most meat eaters consider events in the present as they are happening… but shouldn’t we consider the timeline of events?

Some people wouldn’t consider being a vegetarian because “Hey – the meat is already dead and I’m not going to bring it back to life by not eating it!” …but there’s a timeline of events we’re forgetting. What did the animal and the planet go through? What’s the impact of what I’m doing on other creatures, on the planet?
To sum up: Think about the entire timeline of events!

Why I might go fishing, or “Holy crap she’s nuts”

HEEEYA lot of people who know me might read this headline and think, “WTF MATE!” Because I am a vegetarian. But I think there are levels of impact that eating meat and using animal products have. There are of course the level associated with killing the animal itself and ending its life but there is also the impact of how it was killed, how many of its kind were killed, how were they kept, how much did they pollute the local atmosphere and water supply, and how did they get transported to their final destination. All these things contribute to the overall environmental problem that is “factory farming.”

If I eat a fish, I took it out of a local river or stream. That’s not too bad as far as green house gas emission goes. The fish didn’t have to get delivered in a truck to a market. And the fish already exists in that ecosystem, so it’s no strange amount of new poop or farts in that environment. And yeah, the fish had a perfectly fair chance to get away. I didn’t shoot him while leaning out of a helicopter.
To sum up: Maybe one day I might consider going fishing one time. Maybe.

Apathy is unattractive, but ignorance is even uglier.

I’ve gotten into numerous debates with people and usually it ends at a stalemate of the meat eater concluding, “I just don’t care about the animal, or the planet, or whatever.” And that is totally fine! I can’t make someone care about it and as long as they know what they’re doing, they can keep on keeping on.

HiiiBut when I come across people who claim that meat doesn’t include fish or chicken, or that humans are made to eat meat because of our teeth, or that vegetarians and vegans statistically are more sickly than meat eaters, or that we wouldn’t get enough protein or iron if they gave up meat, or that dairy cows need to be milked by humans or they’ll die…

To you I say: DUMMY! Do your homework. At least be an informed carnivore! I totally support your choice to eat meat or wear leather or throw eggs at houses as long as you understand the real deal. Don’t be stupid! Know what you’re doing, get informed, and then do whatever the heck you want!
To sum up: Do your homework and don’t repeat mistruths.

Freedom!!!!

I don’t encourage people to go vegan or go vegetarian or make them feel guilty for eating bacon or whatever. I do try to answer their questions when asked and talk about why I do the things I do for myself. Humans have a small blip of time on this planet, and we were gifted with the brains to make our own choices and the bodies to live out our own free wills.

My friend Sara Peg offers up a valid point. She argues that non-veganism impacts everyone, not just you. And I can see her point. This is why a lot of veg heads do try to persuade others to partake in the lifestyle, because it affects *everyone* on the planet, not just them. According to the EPA, the meat industry is the number 1 pollutant of water and cows are responsible for 10% of the 20% of harmful global climate changing green house gases. That’s a pretty big impact just so we can eat meat. And I don’t want people blowing cigarette smoke into my face or peeing in my water supply.

I think if people read Sara’s post, or mine, and just do their homework in general, then they might re-think their lifestyle. Or not, whatever. I’m down for whatever. People deserve the freedom to decide for themselves.
To sum up: Everyone: Do what you want!

Conclusion

I'm cute as hell! DTC!

Peoples! Do your homework! Don’t just eat something or do something or say something without understanding what it is, where it came from, and what it represents. And after you find out all you want to find out about it, do whatever the heck you want! My unique individuality and the choice to be what I want and do what I want is one of the most important things to me and I wouldn’t want to sculpt anyone to be a little mini-clone of me. I want people to be themselves and make their own choices, because we can.

Sources and crap
The Beef on Sustainability in the Cattle Industry by Marie Burcham
Environmental Impact of Beef Production
Was Your Meat Smarter Than Your Pet?
Ellen DeGeneres on being vegan
Non-Veganism: A Non-Personal Choice

IR: NYC with the Twitter Family

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A photo from the bus

@markgtg and I went to NYC this weekend to visit our Twitter family, bur mostly to celebrate @shnoobles and @playoffcat‘s birthdays! We left bright and early on the 9:45 AM bus to the Large Red Fruit. I brought my adorable Harajuku Mini backpack to hold all my treasures! We arrived at Port Authority 3 hours later off 42nd and 8th. We were famished so we cut up to 9th and grabbed a bite at Thai Select. The restaurant was practically empty and super hip.

Thai Select in NYC

I got the vegetable red curry and @markgtg ordered duck! (Quack!)

My vegetable red curry

Then we met up with the Twitter family! @shnoobles, @bryankenny, @playoffcat and her friend Sarah! We started off shopping at Sanrio, then went to The Lego Store at Rockefellar Center and Nintendo World.

Legos!

I love Toad!

I met Edward Scissorhands.

Yay!

We ended the day of shopping at everyone’s favorite stop, the KidRobot Store. Here’s @shnoobles and @playoffcat with what appears to be colorful condoms, but are actually KidRobot toys!

Pat aka @shnoobles and Marissa aka @playoffcat!

I took some other cool random pictures around my favorite city, New York City!

Some church thing

Times Square

We ended the night at the Beer Garden in Queens. They had delicious beer like Lagunita’s IPA and Staropramen Wheat. This is where the tweet up kind of exploded. Here I met up with some new faces including @tonydac, @eblarden, @brianlisi, @britishphil, and @StaceyMolski. What a friggin crew!!! I love them all so much, even the ones without Twitter! After the trip, I went home with some cute swag. I can’t wait for the next tweet up!!

The Tower of Adorable! Too much cute jewelry.

I have a Tower of Adorable, so named by @awayindreaming. I have way too much cute jewelry so I figured I’d do an artsy picture thing.

Adorable jewelry!

Bob’s Burgers is epic.

I love the amazingness that is Bob’s Burgers. I first knew I’d love it when I heard the voice of Bob and realized it was H Jon Benjamin, who does the voice of Coach McGuirk, the delightful drunk soccer coach from Home Movies, one of my favorite cartoons of all time. And wouldn’t you know it, Bob’s Burgers is created by Loren Bouchard, creator of Home Movies (and a few other greats including Science Court and Dr. Katz) It has the same hilarious flavor of Home Movies with a touch more adult humor.

Bob’s Burgers is a cartoon about the adventures of a family who runs a small burger joint, Bob’s Burgers. Bob is the father, Linda the mom, and they have 3 ridiculous children, Tina, Gene and Louise.

My favorite character is, of course, Louise whose diabolical brain is too mature for her body. She’s like 5 and wears a pink bunny hat, but tells people to go to hell, and nicknames hamburgers “The Child Molester” (which comes with free candy of course.) Tina is so emo angsty it’s adorable. She can often be found laying under a table moaning about the tortures of being a tween. Gene is too stupid to know it and once mistook a raisin on his body for a potentially cancerous mole. Bob and Linda are remarkable parents and have the sweetest relationship. The whole bunch is just too funny to miss. OH – and I picked up the “Walter & Perry vibe” from Ollie and Andy, two close brothers from Bob’s Burgers who love to hug. The whole show is just too freaking fabulous. It’s on Netflix, so check it out.

Aren't they cute

I never would have heard of Bob’s Burgers if it wasn’t for @tonydac who felt that I’d connect with Louise. And right he was. I even bought a pink Ugly Doll hat because it kind of reminded me of hers!

Louise is my spirit animal

An impromptu tweet up with @Jack_The_Mc

Out of the blue, @Jack_The_Mc came to town. You may remember him from such awesome pranks as The one time he rickrolled me. He hung out with me NEPA style and we got some booze at one of my favorite local eateries, Rodanos. It went swimmingly.

Stewie and Jack

Highlights include that Jack was worried about meeting me in real life because my voice might be too annoying based on my tweets, and of course, beer. We enjoyed some delicious Dogfish Head 60 minute IPA. Overall a delightful time!

I’m working with the lovely @karla_porter on putting together a local blogging conference, NEPA BlogCon. This is expected to be an annual convention for bloggers and Internet people alike. Karla is an over caffeinated woman after my own heart and in addition to NEPA BlogCon, she is spreading her talents all over the place and working on 5 million things at once (just like me!) She’s also involved with the local NEPA Veterans Multicare Alliance and running a boot camp to help veterans get back to work. So I did some pro-bono work for her and designed 2 digital billboards for her event.

First Veterans Boot Camp Billboard

Second Veterans Boot Camp Billboard

My ROFLCon Guest Panelist Re-cap

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I was asked to be a guest panelist in a ROFLCon chat room moderated by none other than the awesome Lauren O’Nizzle who works for the CBC Community. What an awesome opportunity!! Basically a “guest panelist” is sort of just a cool Internet type person who is a featured guest in the chat… and who is sort of… well known, or something. Like an Internet celebrity. Yes… that’s what I am… >.> The guest panelists join a room moderated by Lauren and then anyone can join the chat to see the conversation.

I got even more excited when I saw the guest list for ROFLcon. It includes such Interwebz greats as: Blake Boston, Scumbag Steve, Paul Vasquez aka Yosemite Bear, Double Rainbow, Chris Torres, Nyan Cat, David DeVore, David After Dentist, Jason Steele, Charlie the Unicorn,  Brad O’Farrell, Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat and people from Reddit, Imgur, Buzzfeed, and the Cheeseburger Network. WOW!

Lauren met Antoine Dodson! Hide ya kids hide ya wife

ROFLcon swag! Wish I could have gone! The chat would cover topics such as memes, viral videos, and Internet culture in general. You can read the entire chat transcript here.

I was joined by other ‘Net greats including Lindsey Weber, a creative strategist at Buzzfeed.com and the awesome @shnoobles!

My CBC Community panelist bio was: “Leslie Stewart (Darling Stewie) Is an American blogger and designer with a long history of web greatness. She is a recognizable face in the geek girl community and enjoys all things kawaii.”

Mount MememoreLindsey Weber’s CBC Community panelist bio was: “Lindsey Weber is a senior creative strategist at Buzzfeed and NYU grad living in Brooklyn. Formerly the Community Editor at AOL’s Urlesque.com, she has also written for numerous major media outlets and created a viral tumblog based on Laser Portraits back before Tumblr was really even that popular.”

The questions Lauren asked were:

  • Q1: The concept of a meme is another one that some people have trouble understanding. What’s a meme to you?
  • Q2: is one that everybody should be able to answer: When did you first discover and start getting into the Internet?
  • Q3: Your favourite web video of all time? (I know, that’s a tough one. Pick one you love.)
  • Q4: If you had one recommendation for somebody who’s new to this world, what would it be?
  • Q5: How has the internet changed the way we function as a society in the past ten years? Or even the past three?

Want to see the answers? Read the entire chat transcript here.

Thanks again Lauren! What a treat!! Read Lauren’s ROFLcon recaps here and here.